10 Jokes for Kids
74Hi kids, are you looking for jokes to tell your friends? On this hub you will find 10 easy jokes to tell your friends. You can cheer up a friend who may not be having a good day, as the saying goes "Laughter is the best medicine"....so go tell a joke ----make them smile or have a giggle.
If you like to share some of your jokes with us, please don't hesitate to write it on the comment box.... Cheers.!!!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I’ll go ahead.
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When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?
When U and I aren’t there.
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What was the wizard’s favourite band?
ABBA-cadabra
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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
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What does a dentist call his X-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why can’t 101 dalmatians play hide –and-seek?
Because they’d get spotted!
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What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French Flies
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Patient: Doctor doctor I feel like a bell
Doctor: Give me a ring when you feel better!
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What award did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
A no-bell prize!
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What;s Dr Jekyll's favourite game?
Hyde and seek
More Jokes . . .
Recycling Lesson
Teacher: Does anyone know what it means to recycle?
Amy: That's when I have to ride my older sister's bicycle instead of getting a new one.
What is a boxer's favourite drink? -- Punch
Going Bowling . . .
The family went bowling one night and brought seven-year-old Stevie for the first time. Along with the rest of the family, Stevie laced up his bolwing shoes and then went to select a ball. Everyone else choose one but Stevie could not make up his mind.
Ten minutes went by and finally Father said, "Stevie, just pick a ball. We don't have all night."
"But I can't!" wailed Stevie, "Every ball i pick up has holes on it!"
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Great kids jokes resource.
i have a great joke why is it so hot after football games?
because all the fans start leaving
hope u like my joke plz anserw if u like it
meant for small kids
coolstuff
I LIKE THIS LINK
these jokes are really great.i love them
What is a Barbie that sits in the sun to long? A Barbie-Q
it was so funny hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
i love these jokes
Just what kids of all ages need! Nice hub! :)
what do u call a pig that knows karate ? pork chop !!!!!!!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baaaaaaathroom
Why did Tiger go to the bathroom?
He was looking for pooh!
heres an old knok knok joke u all proplery know but
knok knok
whos there
docter
docter who
yep thats the one
well I think they r cool! thnx everyone for the jokes...i have plenty to right a joke book for kids!
What goes up and down but never moves?????
STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!
what typ of bee makes milk
BOO-BEE
hahahaha
get it!
Love the jokes got a good laugh LOL HAHAHA got a joke
why was ten afraid of seven because seven eight nine!!!
cool jokes
cool jokes
this funy
i like theese jokes they are funny
u guys r hilarious!!!!!!
IN THE WORLD WHICH IS THE LARGEST GATE?
COLGATE
What did the big cup say to the little cup
You are to young to be steaming
what did the remont say to the T.V what ever it seid
why did the chicin cros the road?
because he loves the colours red yellow and green
:)
hi what ****** jokes there i think there a bit innapropiate do you think there a eighteen or over.
A: WHY DID THE FARMA CALL HIS PIG INK?
Q: BECAUSE IT KEPT ON RUNNING OUT OF THE PEN!! ;¬)
LOL GET IT!?
i got some jokes...
there are three people on a plane one throws a banana anther throws a apple the last throws a bomb when they land they find two men crying and one laughing so they go to the first one and say why his crying he says a banana killed his dog they go to the second and say the same thing he says an apple killed his dog they go to the last and ask why his laughing he says he farted and the building behind him blew up (but it was the bomb that hit the building the same time he farted)
LOL hope you like it
I love these jokes. LoL they are funny
very nice, good for kids
love the joks what is a dogs favorit city new yorky hahahahahaha
what is the opposite of warm front?
cold back
Those jokes r sooooooooooop coooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They r so funny !!!!!!!!!!
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
why did the chicken cross the road hahaha i dont know what the ****
what will you call james bond when he dives into the water?
ans- james pond
i like the one of tiger and pooh. heyy i got a joke why didnt the chicken cross the road he was a chicken
Coooooooool i love these jokes
these r great jokes
Luv it. And knock knock who's there pizza pizza who pizza meat u
Knock Knock,
whoes there
doctor
doctor who
doctor i need you
these jokes r great 4 kids whoever made these jokes i love them lol(:
Heyy guyss guess wa...I got 5 jokes! want to hear it? okay and yess I made them upp!!
1.What did the Sea Gull say to the Girl?
Answer.What do you see girl?
2.What do penguins wear when they are cold?
Answer.Flip-Flops!
3.What is a brown headed man in a red car?
Answer.Malteasers! ( am not trying to be rascist okay)
4.Did you hear a bang in the alley?
Answer.Yep it was a Bengali!
5.What do penguins eat for dinner?
Answer.Fish Fingers!
5.
Lol got knock knok
Who's there
Ach who
Bless u
Lol get it:)
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
LOL
sunesra 3 years ago
cool jokes